I’m writing this from my new studio in my new house, and I have just realised that this chair is far too low for this desk.

So Major Tom’s dog shows aren’t going very well, we went to one in Manchester recently but came last. Though we did come first in our ring class training club, so there is still hope.

Meanwhile I have become a finalist in a beauty pageant and I am representing Brighton as Mrs Brighton. I have embraced my new role and have been shaping up in every way to get ready for the final.

Here I am trying on frocks with the assistance of beauty queens.

Also

I'm performing Northern Soul at Jacksons Lane, London on the 2nd and 3rd March

Details and buy tickets here